"Dope bassist Sloane "Mosey" Jentry has left the band only five days before the start of the group's eight-week national tour. "[Mosey] has decided to retire from the music business in search of a more normal, stable life in conjunction with his fiery, monogamous romance with a lovely girl that he coincidentally met while on tour (all you ladies who sucked, fucked or just did coke with him over the last year or so, don't call the DOPE house anymore? he doesn't live here)."

*no, no hard feelings there from Edsel is there? what a clown*